Two Lower Keys fishermen were on the side of the Overseas Highway near the Bahia Honda Bridge, pounding a sign into the ground.
The sign read
The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now!
Before it is Too Late!
A car full of tourists sped past them and one leaned out the window and yelled: “Go Home you Religions Nuts!”
A few seconds later the fishermen heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The younger fisherman turned to the other and said, “Do you think the sign should just say “Bridge Out!”
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