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quotes.push("The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.  A.K. Best");

quotes.push("Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.  Author Unknown");

quotes.push("Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it. Ed Zern");

quotes.push("Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.  Henry David Thoreau");

quotes.push("The best time to go fishing is when you can get away. Robert Traver");

quotes.push("Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.  Author Unknown");

quotes.push("Fly-fishing is the most fun you can have standing up.  Arnold Gingrich");

quotes.push("Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.  Paul Schullery");

quotes.push("My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.  Koos Brandt");

quotes.push("If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.  Doug Larson");

quotes.push("May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.  ~rish Blessing");

quotes.push("There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.  Steven Wright");

quotes.push("Fishing is a... discipline in the equality of men - for all men are equal before fish. Herbert Hoover");

quotes.push("Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land.<br>It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.  Chuck Clark ");

quotes.push("Our tradition is that of the first man who sneaked away to the creek when the tribe did not really need fish.  Roderick Haig-Brown");

quotes.push("Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes. Don Marquis");

quotes.push("Fishing with shrimp is like sleeping with your sister. It was ok when you were a kid! Captain Pete Greenan");

quotes.push("Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.  ~Author Unknown ");

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